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Still no good.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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