What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

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So they tried

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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